WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
disappeared into the night
STABBED ME IN THE ARM WITH A NEEDLE, AND LEFT MY SISTER AND ME CONFUSED AND HELPLESS AND I FUCKING TURNING INTO A TITAN AND WAS NEVER FUCKING SEEN AGAIN AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE SHITTING FUCKING BASEMENT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- me: *sees dog*
- me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
LOOK AT HOW STRONG THAT PRESCRIPTION IS AND HE NEVER EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING CONTACTS KYUNGSOO YOU LITTLE FUCK TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES
Fun fact: optometrists love people with big eyes because we put on contacts easier. We also love having big eyes because you can never tell we own contacts.
Fun fact:doesn’t matter what you do, your eyesight gets progressively worse. So yearly check ups are necessary to update prescription.
Fun fact: kyungsoo is blind as a bat.
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE