doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
"talk dirty to me"
Derping and posing.
i think the best thing about this video is that he whistles the EVA theme at the end
i fucking kid you not
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
It’s my principal’s birthday today so my school hiRED A FUCKING MARIACHI BAND TO FOLLOW HIM AROUND SERENADING HIM ALL DAY
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit
Ladies pls one at a time
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
this is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid
REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT
wow this boy is a fucking saint
I will always reblog Sir Tom Hiddleston
I love how he even apologizes for her being cold he’s so adorable